Things you shouldn't do

Things should never do:

Put a kitten in a blender:

 

Roast a baby:

 

Allow a monkey and a goat to produce a child:

Wear a dress made out of meat (past sell by date):

Swim with polar bears:

Eat before a bungee jump:

Swim in shark infested waters:

Play with fireworks:

Obey your sat-nav religiously:

Become a budget transexual:

Now don't you feel educated?