Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Google+ vs Facebook

So which is more awesome Facebook or Google+ - watch this video and you can decide... AWESOME - although they need to bring it up to date to talk about how horrific timeline is? As the lovely Kevin put it: "‎- love the way Google are pushing, no, force feeding us Google Plus. The latest attempt via the new navigation bar and it's veiled funneling. It's no Facebook. Bottom line, why do you want two online social lives? If it could import your existing FB then they'd have something but, as it stands, it'll die just as its predecessor Google Wave and Google Buzz. Watch."

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Light saber elves

What could be better this Christmas than two women dressed as elves, one in a wheel-chair, having a light saber battle?

And this is completely unrelated but it did make me laugh:

Happy birthday to me :-)

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Looking for a housemate

I'm looking for a new housemate.

Max (my current housemate) and I have been brainstorming things a new housemate should not say:

"Is there enough room for my drum kit?"
"I'm a jobless layabout who'll probably sell your stuff to buy meth"
"I only work nights and in the day demand absolute SILENCE"
"I hope you don't mind if I smoke the odd spliff... like everyday... in fact I'm high now" (I had this one before)
"I'm going to have a lot of late night callers... of the ederly persuasion" 
"I hope you don't mind if I bring my four pitbulls"
"What star sign are you?"
"O I love the gays, you're going to love me! We're going to be BESTIE mates"
"Do you think the ceiling is strong enough to support a swing... did I say swing? I mean sling!"
"Is there electric in your loft? I want to set up a meth lab"
"O, I see you're near a school" rubs hands together.
"I hope you don't smoke, it upsets my shakras"
"Is there enough room for my collection of plastic ponies? I currently have three rooms worth"
"Are there a lot of cats in the area? I love cat meat"
"Does the house face east, I can't sleep if it doesn't face east"
"Has someone died in the room? No, ok... I'll give it a miss"
"You have a pretty face"
"Jesus loves you and I'm making it my mission to save you"
"I'm a fan of Justin Bieber"

If you're not one of these people then you can view my ad on Gumtree here.

Top 10 UK Meme's

The BBC has announced YouTube's top 10 UK videos.

You can find the list here:

I've picked my 2011 favourites and pasted them below:

You can't beat the original Nyan cat!
Although Dog tease is pretty cute
As is anyone taking the piss out of Rebcca Black

Some that didn't make the official list but did make some of my personal favs:

You've got to love Lady Gaga, especially when you parody her - check out the halloween special.
And the Cher vs Lady Gaga sketch

Anything Simons Cat really
Nyan cat's Russian counterpart - Russian Nyan cat
Not everyone was a fan of Rebecca Black

The Hobbit

FANTASTIC - The Hobbit trailer is here and it looks great!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Christmas cheer

This short is a bit cheerier than my assortmant of insanity wolf pics from yesterday:

Merry Christmas! from Felix Massie on Vimeo.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Little Mix

Why did Stoats teach Little Mix how to fly?

Seriously, about 40 seconds in they say it, "Stoats taught me to fly..."

It's nearly Christmas, but it's also Monday

It's nearly Christmas, but it's also Monday

Friday, December 16, 2011

Thursday, December 15, 2011


We all love timesheets right?

Yeah, none of us do - but if you're trying to get people to do them, or you're the person being told to do them, then perhaps one of these lovely pictures below can help lighten the weekly nagging email that goes out to help motivate the most precious of weekly jobs... filling them out.

More Grindr fails

Well I had a bit of time at lunch so I thought I'd scour the web for some good old Grindr Fail humour:

Simon's cat again

Hoorah, another Simon's cat is out to bring me Christmas joy and educate me on the wiseness of not letting your cat near the turkey.

Monday, December 12, 2011

It's a wonderful world

What a brilliant Attenborough ad - just magical.

It's David Attenborough reading the lyrics to "It's a wonderful world" with some glorious footage from across the many brilliant natural history documentaries the BBC have produced.

Thursday, November 10, 2011


I watched the film Contagion last night. IMDB only gives it 7.1 but I'd give it more, it's a great movie. The film is all about a new infection similar to Sars or H1N1, except it's a lot more aggressive (similar to Spanish Flu).
 Having spent the morning sneezing on my keyboard it definately has got me thinking about how easily a new disease could be spread. In fact, I was just coughing and can now see little spots of flem on my monitor. Grim indeed, should have covered my mouth really but it took me by surprise.

Indeed in our little office, which can be a bit nippy at times, we regularly see a domino effect where one person gets a cold, then someone else, etc, until it's done the rounds in the office.

It's terrifying to think about the possibility of such a disease spread, it's real, it's possible, and in the best case scenario millions die, in the worst most of us do... it's depressing. So I think instead I'm going to focus on the two more serious messages contained within the film Contagion.

Issue 1: Is Gwyneth Paltrow a disease ridden whore who'll kill us all?

Answer concluded by the film Contagion = YES. No seriously, watch the film - her character is a transnational tramp who slags about and kills us all. Seriously, it's hilarious. I actually wonder if they created the film just to take the piss out of Paltrow? The autopsy scene is the best, the cinema audience actually cheered when they cut her head open!!!

Issue 2: Is Matt Damon a hot fatty?

Answer conclucded by the film Contagion = YES. Matt Damon is a caring and loving dad, driven to eat his feelings by his bitch wife Gwyneth Paltrow. Clearly Damon has bulked up for the film, and not in the way most actors bulk up for an action-role, seriously the boy has eaten a lot of pizza. Was it nessasary? Probably yes, if he was his usual sexy-self you'd have sympathised less for him. His lardiness helps you understand why he would have scrapped the barrel and settled for Paltrow, who's constantly jetsetting off to foreign climbs to have sex with horses and eat raw dog meat. The amazing thing is, that even though Damon has gained ALOT of puppy fat, he's still adorably hot.

So the most important message of the film is: Look after yourself or Gwyneth Paltrow will give you a disease and you'll never get a girl/boyfriend (unless you're Matt Damon)

But seriously, watch the film - it's good!

Now wash your hands!