Friday, December 24, 2010

I want to dress like TRON

Tron Legacy is awesome.
If you want to get the Tron look here are some resources you might find useful. 

Warning: Dressing like Tron may make you look super cool, but not everyone will agere - be prepared to be shunned, lonely and living with your mother in your 30's. 

The look of tron:

Why not tron up your car with EL wire too?

Don't forget to complete the look you should mod your computer too (this will really make girls think you're cool... not!)

Hugh's advent calendar - Day 24

Wow, it's been an incredible journey from that first partridge. We've seen cats, furniture, poo jokes, blood, gore, burns, mutilation, child molestation by the pope and other pop celebs, fungi, more cats, cartoons, zombies, santa, evil santa, suicide, terrible movies, mutations, cylons, hamsters, blue breakfasts, the sugarbabes and the possibility of war between north and south korea.

Now we're here, it's Christmas eve. Tomorrow you'll be opening your presents from under your tree. Unless of course you are one of those other major religions like Jedi (Jedi don't celebrate Christmas).

O seems I was wrong. Well technically Vadar is a Sith, although he used to be a Jedi. And stormtroopers definately aren't Jedi.

But ok - so if you're Jedi, Christian or part of most Western cultures you'll probably be celebrating Xmas tomorrow. Unless of course you're alone this year - perhaps you're partner died last year, or maybe you've never loved at all, maybe you're homeless and won't have presents or crack to bring you cheer this year. For all those people you will be in my thoughts. Until something shiny distracts me that is, like waking up, xmas food, xmas drink, presents, christmas day movies, dr who specials (is there one this year?), in fact let's be honest - I'm like 99.9% of the rest of the population, I won't be giving a damn. Sorry.

Now remember, a Dog/Cat is not just for Christmas!!! You can eat them all year round (this one is mostly for Christmas in Korea).

If you've enjoyed my Advent calendar you might enjoy the Weebls Stuff advent calendar (this one is suitable for kids).

Anf if you've got stuck in the snow this year try this link to help you have snow issues next year: 

Of course it wouldn't be Christmas without a video of Santa being interrogated by Jack Bauer:

if you want some Xmas fun and games try Christmas with the sproutifarts - developed by Antifuzz in Bristol.

And remember Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate... (he knows if you've been naughty or nice)...

PPS: I saw Tron yesterday. I'd yammer about 3D tech but really all I want to talk about is how awesome visually that film is. The soundtrack is great. The 80's songs, the 80's inspired daft punk electro and inception style PARRRPPPPPPPPSSSSS are brilliant. The concept is wicked. The acting - erm... and storyline... ok, it's not oscar winning, but it's not about that. It's a visual and audio treat, an escape for the mind. It's freaking awesome. And unlike Michael Bay's Transformers, the story and acting hold enough together to make you feel like it's more than just a special effects fest. I do recommend watching it, as the gods intended, in the cinema, in 3D in glorious surround.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Hugh's advent calendar - Day 23


If you're a turkey and you're reading  this... well then well done! You've suppased all human expectations of the mental capacity of a turkey. Perhaps you're genetically modified? A miracle from the gods? Anyway, all super intelligent turkey who can read - if you're reading this I'd go into hiding for a few days. Of course if you're intelligent enough to have learned to read you probably already  know what christmas is about aka TURKEY MURDER DAY. Perhaps you're already in hiding and reading this on an iPad? Can Turkeys use iPad's, I doubt it, maybe they could use their claws a stylus - I'm not sure. Ok, so you're probably on a laptop. Anyway, here are some random turkey pictures:
Turkey burger

Turkey porn


Baby turkey
Turkey Win
Turkey civil union
Two turkeys

Clever turkey disguise
Zombie turkey

Robot turkey

PS: Thank you mr Rodgers for pointing me to the worlds ugliest cat.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Digital solutions for cats

Finally, the iPad finds it's niche. Silly people, thinking it was for people. Clearly it was designed with the felines in mind. There pawsies can't works the iphonez as easily so they need the biggerz padz:

Hugh's advent calendar - Day 22

It's my birthday, happy HMAS

Today you must worship me as a deity. (Which you should be doing already)



and disco jesus loves you:

Monday, December 20, 2010

Hugh's advent calendar - Day 20 STOOL SAMPLES

Day 20 - nearly Christmas. More importantly nearly my birthday. HOORAH!

Today I present to you 20 stool samples:

Yes it's a cheap poo joke!

Tip of the day, if you're planning on jumping out of a cake this season for a Christmas party make sure you get in AFTER the cake has been cooked.