I text my friend to tell him about Steve Job's, I said "iSad" - he came back and said "iSad2"
Now that's he's passed, do you think Steve Jobs will go to Windows Heaven?
Have you heard? Like my iPhone battery, Steve Jobs just died.
Mummy, will there be signal in heaven?
Yes dear, but the angels will be an upgrade coming next year... unless they are delayed 3 months and you actually get midgets with wings glued on.
Courtesy of Sickipedia.org (I've skipped the cancer jokes, that's too far)
- You can bet Steve Jobs' funeral won't be a flash affair.
So you think it's funny to make jokes about the dead? iDon't.