Important clarification...

Many people get confused between a Christmas Decoration and Kevin Bacon.

This is a Christmas Decoration

And this is Kevin Bacon.

Both are in my loft, in a box, wasting space.

Now you know, bookmark this page for future reference.

Dreams vs reality

It's good to dream, it's good to have a positive image of yourself - even if it's based on sheer delusion.

Be inspired!

Internet Advertising makes me sad

This morning I'm very sleepy, internet adverts are trying to make me feel bad - to them I say.

I used to look and feel like this.

Today I look and feel like this:

ITS THE WEEKEND, BE HAPPY

Brilliantly smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs.

YOU MUST READ THIS

Unless you're blind

Brilliantly smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs. - see them all

Some of my favourites below

Steve Jobs

Was Steve Jobs a visionary? Probably! But do I jump on the mourning band wagon? Hell no! I'm going straight on the humour band wagon - a psychologist might say it's a defence mechanism for my grief... I just think the internet has found a way to make someone's untimely demise hilarious...

I text my friend to tell him about Steve Job's, I said "iSad" - he came back and said "iSad2"

#iFuneral4s
#iRip
#iDontcareany4

Now that's he's passed, do you think Steve Jobs will go to Windows Heaven?

Have you heard? Like my iPhone battery, Steve Jobs just died.

Mummy, will there be signal in heaven?
Yes dear, but the angels will be an upgrade coming next year... unless they are delayed 3 months and you actually get midgets with wings glued on.

Courtesy of Sickipedia.org (I've skipped the cancer jokes, that's too far)

• You can bet Steve Jobs' funeral won't be a flash affair.

• So you think it's funny to make jokes about the dead? iDon't.

When Reagan was president, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. In Obama's America, no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs... Steve Jobs isn't really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.         Steve Jobs' funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin.

Wednesday Happies

I'll confess, I'm in a grumpy mood today. But courtesy of #Kittencamp last night I've some happy virals to share that will bring all some happy: