If you're a turkey and you're reading this... well then well done! You've suppased all human expectations of the mental capacity of a turkey. Perhaps you're genetically modified? A miracle from the gods? Anyway, all super intelligent turkey who can read - if you're reading this I'd go into hiding for a few days. Of course if you're intelligent enough to have learned to read you probably already know what christmas is about aka TURKEY MURDER DAY. Perhaps you're already in hiding and reading this on an iPad? Can Turkeys use iPad's, I doubt it, maybe they could use their claws a stylus - I'm not sure. Ok, so you're probably on a laptop. Anyway, here are some random turkey pictures:
|RADIOACTIVE SUPER TURKEY|
|Turkey civil union|
|Clever turkey disguise|
PS: Thank you mr Rodgers for pointing me to the worlds ugliest cat.